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Harry Hargreaves
The Oxford Dictionary defines the term 'Harry Hargreaves' as: "A powerful world hero posessing steller qualities of unmatched passion." This 15 year old from Wedderburn (many people, especially senior footballers, dispute this age) is currently pathing the way for a fruitful AFL career. Although hampered by early growth problems, Hargreaves has defied the odds, maintaining an extremely healthy social life, and, according to this brilliant man, is best mates with Ballarat and Clarendon College school captain, Nick Warne. This brilliant speciman has been quoted in many novels, as his words of wisdom are sure to aid authors in their creation of 'best sellers'. Such quotes include "JORRRRDDDDO!!!!!! HOW YA GOIN MATE!!!???" and "WARRRRRRNEY, SAW YA RUNNIN ROUND OUT THERE IN THE TWOS MATE!!!!" Note that the excessive use of the term 'mate', further reinforces the fact that Harry Hargreaves has many good friends. Although many historians debate the significance of Harry as a 'shaper of the world' (many argue that he has had slightly more influence than Napoleon and Louis XVI combined) one certain fact can be drawn. Harry's coolness far exceeds that of his brother, Chris Hargreaves.