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Combe Martin F.C.
Combe Martin football club.

Combe Martin Football Club are situated in North Devon, England. They play in the Senior Division of the North Devon Football League.

In the 2016/17 season, they were absolutely dire, but managed to fortunately avoid relegation through default. Therefore their fate will be met in the coming season beginning on 19th August under new gaffer Colin Mckechnie.

Last season, young swan Ben Wyborn hit home 2 goals in a prolific season, making him the clubs new all-time top scorer with a total of 4 in his club career. He also scooped the Most Improved Player of the Season award off the back of a jubilant season for the youngster who has an exciting career ahead of him.

Chants
The fans of Combe Martin FC are world renowned for their famous chants. In 2015, the fans began a chant of "He plays on the left he plays on the right, George Camp, he plays on the right!". This chant took off in world football and is now a common song in grounds across the globe.

Another famous chant was for cult hero Tyler Draper. The club's fans were heard chanting "Oh Tyler Draper! You are the love of my life! Oh Tyler Draper! I'd let you sh*g my wife! Oh Tyler Draper! I want ginger hair too!".

History
The club can trace it's early routes back to the Victorian era, where a group of young businessmen decided to create a football team to help boost moral at their workplace, Wyborn Farms LTD. The group of young men, lead by current striker Ben Wyborn's grandfather, enquired about renting the use of a local horse field, Holland's Park. The deal was sealed after the men handed over 4kg worth of Strawberries to the owner of the horse field, and the group of villagers soon set about building a clubhouse and changing rooms (the same changing rooms still exist to this very day!).

After a long summer of building the football club, Combe Martin FC played their inaugural game in the North Devon Football League against Equalisers on the 16th August 1902, drawing 1-1 thanks to a late Archie Camp diving header. It was also this game which gave Combe Martin their nickname, The Swans. This occurred when just before half time, a flock of Swans swarmed onto the field of play, halting proceedings for 25 minutes.