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Trojan Horse
This is for all you students doing a report on the trojan horse. This is the true story

Once there was a sorcerer name Ugglady that lived in a cave on the outskirts of Rome. He was forced to share this tiney cave with bats, rats, and other vile creaters. Then one cold and windy day, some obnoxious Roman soldiers came and stole one of his socks!!! Ugglady was then cold and sockless that winter. When summer finally rolled around again, he decided to get revenge on ROme. So he built the Trojan Horse, a hollow horse filled with bats, rats, and other vile creaters that Ugglady had put a spell on. Now they would obey his every command! MWA HA HA!!! so he wheeled the Horse to the gates of Rome. NOw, Romans were very greedy people, and they snatched up any gift. So they immediatley took the horse inside the city. Then the bats, rats, and other vile creaters came out and stole Ugglady's sock back! They also took all the socks that the Romans had taken from other people. So the inicent people ont he outskirts of Rome got their socks back and never had to go through a cold, sockless winter again!!! Frizb181 (talk) 23:45, 12 May 2008 (UTC)