User talk:Fruitjones

Fruit Jones
Fruit Jones was a man in the late 1980's. He was the first man to say "fruity to the max." He was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan. He was born on the day of June, 22nd, 1922. He has never been photographed. He died at the age of 67. He died on the day of August, 18th, 1989. It was a tragic day. Young Fruit enjoyed activities including: sewing, knitting, and most importantly eating fruit. His name came from his father, who was in the U.S military and had had the nickname fruit. his dad started a fruit company. They quickly went bankrupt. His mother's famous quote: "I named you Fruit, after your fathers fruit company". Fruit married Natailia Write who later changed her name to Peaches Jones. They had four children named: Fruit JR., Jesse, Hannah, and Apple. Fruit JR was the oldest followed by apple then jesse and hannah,who we're twins. Fruit decided to restart up his fathers fruit company, the slogan was fruity to the max. The fruit company was bankrupted the next week. The most common customer complaint was "this is not fruit this is a weapon!" Fruit was bitten by a rattle snake and died. Jesse and hannah were both adopted. They do not know what happened to Apple or Fruit JR. Jones.