User talk:Fudgey9797

Colin Lambert

-Colin Lambert has a higher education than Dave Brimer. -Colin Lambert retired at the age of 18 after becoming the worlds most successful man. -Some magicians can walk on water, Colin Lambert can swim through land. -Colin Lambert built the hospital he was born in. -Colin Lambert can speak Spanish in Russian. -Colin Lambert doesn't know the time, he tells it what to be. -Colin Lambert sneezed in Italy, the outcome was the leaning tower of Pisa. -Every night before bed the boogeyman checks under his bed for Colin Lambert. -Ronaldo can kick a ball at 110MPH, Colin Lambert can kick Ronaldo at 110MPH. -Colin Lambert hit puberty before his father. -Colin Lambert's urine is pure gold. -Colin Lambert can touch MC Hammer. -Colin Lambert has sex with every girl once a month, that is why they bleed. -