User talk:Gabe howard

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IM AMAZING.
AUGUST 14 2008: so my name is gabe howard and i am the coolest person you will ever meet. so there is this girl named sierra in one of my classes and she is sooooo weird. but i secretely am in love with her, so i am starting a blog. so this morning i woke up and went to football work outs, had an orgy and it was awesome. oh and yesterday i told everyone it was my birthday so i could get free food, but i lied. it wasnt my birthday at all. sometimes i like to get free stuff and it was just the perfect opportunity. so last week i slept in a garage. it was hot. but anyways about this sierra girl... shes short and she sits next to me in a class. its nice. so i love zaxby's. its freaking delicious. i dont know what i would do without it. it makes my day. if i could eat there everyday, i would. but also this kid named kevin is obsessed with it. hes cool too. but then meredith- well she is just fantastic. but anyways my favorite color is blue. kind of basic but blue. batman is awesome. he is by far the best super hero EVER. the joker.. he was just creepy.i hated when he would constantly lick his lips. like heaven forbid STOP. so i randomly like to bust out dancing. yeah sure alot of people do, but im like an embarrasing dancer. i get kind of crazy. but so far today is going pretty well. right now im looking up civil law stuff and it SUCKS. but im sitting next to meredith and austin and its like one big freaking party. but we leave soon and it sucks because i am STARVING. well anyhow. i will write more tomorrow. enjoy my blog and remember- "LIFE IS LEGIT" :)

IM BACKKKKKKK!!! it is a new year. i am still in love with sierra, but i think she might know now. so anyways some facts about me. scary movies- no matter how many times i watch them i still run out of the room screaming and plugging my ears. they terrify me. i get nightmares and wet the bed. yes i am a bed wetter. i wear those diaper thingys when i go to sleepovers. lets see so you know how people have fetishes? well my fetish is toe nails. some think its gross but i collect them. after i clip them i put them in a bag and add it to my stash. i think if you put them all together they can cut someone. those suckers are sharp!! anywho i also love hair. after every haircut i keep the hair. it is so soft. i have a bear that i must sleep with everynight. her name is merebear even though she is dressed like a boy. i guess she is a cross dresser. i like it. so i graduate soon. scaryyyyy!!i think i might major in prostitution. just kidding but really maybe forestry. i love cutting down trees. it is a passion. i would do it all day long. it really builds muscel. anyways i must go. i will write soon. i know i took a while last time. but i have gotten better. promise! "I LIKE DOGS."