User talk:Geeist001

On a boring July night, in the small city of Kyzyl-Kaya, Turkmenistan; two great philosophers united their beliefs to form one church and gave a whole new meaning to "Arabian Nights." Jowe zeff Hun thawrn and Uh thee nuh Arrr tee gus, together with the Rolling Stones and what is left of The Beatles began writing a complex manuscript. Today, "Gesus's Baker's Dozen" serves as the principal manuscript of "The Church of G." This rather new church focuses on the belief that men, as well as life, suck. Similar to the buddhist faith, The Church of G promises to become a prominent denomination around the world [like scientology]. What makes this church unique is the belief in the future as the sole measure of man, rather than focusing on past events that no one ever lived. Gesus's Baker's Dozen includes simple guidelines on how to live a full and complete life. The manuscript, consisting of 13 autobiographies, does not relate the life of other unknown individuals. The weekly gatherings of this church focus on having fun and essentially, not taking crap from organized religion. The leaders, Jowe zeff and Uh thee nuh have a weekly lecture in which they talk about the meaning of G and certain "coincidences" regarding the letter G. If you would like to form a part of this elitist church, contact either one of the two leaders. An remember, Gesus said to Jowe zeff: "Repost, Jowe zeff, repost."