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The Robux Cube Theory
The Robux cube theory

The Robux cube theory is a conspiracy theory that says with the evergrowing speed that speedcubers solve a Rubik's Cube, eventually they will be solving the cubes in negative time. This causes them to go back in time. Using this form of time travel, the company that owns Rubik's Cubes, being Matel, will go back in time to gather up Rubik's Cubes from the past in order to sell them in the present for 100% profit. After they have started to sell these Cubes, the weight of the Cubes will end up causing the Earth's mantle to break. Furthermore,the breaking of the Earth's mantle will cause the super volcano at Yellowstone National Park to erupt and put the Earth into a volcanic winter. This is where the Robux Cube comes into play. The Robux Cube is a more lightweight version of the Rubik's Cube in which it can be used to travel to the Jurassic Era and put the Robux Cubes into space in order to replace the meteor that eradicated the dinosaurs. When the Robux Cubes crash into the Earth, the dinosaurs will learn how to solve the Robux Cubes and when humans begin to evolve, they will form their society off of the Robux Cube and make a town named Cubelandia. Cubelandia will then form into a continent that takes over the space that was meant to be occupied by the United States, and Mexico. Cubelandia will use the Robux cubes in order to further develop their society. The Cubelandians will then learn how to time travel with the Robux Cubes and go back to the very first time a speedcuber had time traveled and warn them about the dangers that the Early Cubelandians had prophesised. The early Cubelandians prophesised that the meteor that had been replaced with the Robux Cubes will come back in the year 2024 and eradicate the entire population of living organisms on Earth. In order to save Earth from such fate, the Cubelandians use Massive Robux Cubes filled with Uranium 235 and place them in all of the landmark cities in the world. They will then ask the United States, and Russian government to build machines that will split all of the atoms in the Uranium simultaneously. With massive Robux Cube fans blowing air upwards, the energy released from the Uranium atoms splitting will go straight into the sky pushing the asteroid away, saving the Earth. This is where the actual theory comes into play. The theory is that somewhere in the United States, there is a Massive Robux cube being held in a chamber being hidden by the government in order to hide the truth about Cubelandia. There are very little people who actually know the truth about Cubelandia, and that is because the government is brainwashing everyone with the playing of the episode of popular children's show "Spongebob Squarepants", "Pickles". The entire episode revolves around pickles which when put onto a hamburger are in a circular shape. The reason this is highlighted in the episode is because the government wants you to forget about Cubelandia. In the episode,the character named Bubble Bass makes a complaint that there are no pickles in his hamburger, when it is revealed that there were in fact pickles but he was hiding them under his tongue there is a close up of the pickles. This close up highlights the circular shape of the pickles and if slowed down to by 50% there will be frames with messages saying "Forget" flashing throughout the entire scene. It is common speculation that the reason for Spongebob being a rectangular prism is to make people no think about cubes. This is also shown every time he is cut up or shaved into a round shape, he is being forced to be round and no longer resemble a cube. The government propanda has a very long lasting effect leading into adulthood. When someone begins to remember Cubelandia again, the government Kills them so they cannot tell anyone else about it.