User talk:Gemilybulea

Gavin Kress
Gavin Kress, also revered as a pseudo-god by many, may in fact be the strongest and most significant presence among the origins of the universe and their potential explanations, which are quite fallible in juxtaposition to something that actually exists. His LinkedIn, at the mere, ripe young age of 19, is comparable to the gravitational waves that would theoretically occur if 5 or more black holes had an orgy, and irreparably bent the space-time continuum incomprehensibly. When contrasting his development to that of other stories explaining the potential origins of a superior divinity, it is rather shocking to discover his emergence was not from the careful sculpting of a kind and nurturing virgin, but rather, a detrimental upbringing within the most crucial years regarding development, superseded by years of affluence and a complete lack of guidance or restriction. Born on July 27, 1997, it is often postulated that his level of intelligence and cognitive ability exceeded that of a 27 year old before officially exiting the womb (circa. second trimester). What is all the more flummoxing is that his superiority in character is not based on a moral compass or fear of punishment by a grand divinity, but from sheer observation of others and consequential perception of an ideal life experience. His accomplishments, though endless and always extremely impressive, are not the highlight of this manses' persona. It would take a very, very long time to explain his dynamic to an extremely intelligent and insightful person, let alone the common human, which unfortunately strays far below that bar. If you are reading this, i am sorry to say you probably within that category, so i will leave you with the parting note, that he is really, really important, eccentric, cute af, and from Tennessee. :-)

https://www.linkedin.com/in/gavin-kress-32388a119/

On a side note, he is dating Emily Bulea forever, so like, don't try.