User talk:General Gravy

Is Ben Really a God Made by General Gravy 5 paragraphs Part 1 Is Ben really a god Ben is a “normal” dog that likes to eat, drink and read the paper. We know that he has kids, knows the recipe for the black potion, a rare potion that only few know and that he will have a bad day because of his kids or his wife and I think I know why. You see his kids know Ben's true power but his wife Jane Doe can not know this but his kids want to show their power that they have with their mom but they can not because she can not know. We also know that Ben doesn't believe in God so after all this would make sense that he is a GOD. We also know that Iamspeed has tried to stop him with the help of Freddie Fras Bear so we know that he could be planning something bad with his powers and Iamspeed and Freddie Fras Bear are trying to stop him. There are also theories that he has Pestilence, a disease that SCPS mainly have SCP-049 mainly now a SCP is a group of people who discover supernatural stuff so this would prove that Ben is in fact a god. So to get more proof I asked him myself and I got Ben to admit that he is a SCP and that he is a god. Part 2 Hiding from the Truth We know that the devs HAVE UPDATED THE GAME but this update was one of the worst in human history. They know that we know the truth that he is a SCP and a god so they have made it so that he will no longer say it say yes to stuff like how he is a SCP and how he is a god and the worst part about it all is that they covered it up by saying that they fixed some bugs even though they have done it 3 times in the past week WHAT MORE IS THERE TO FIX. They are hiding the truth that he is god and in total they have done this type of update 18 times THEY HAVE DONE IT 16 TIMES IN THE PAST 5 YEARS AND THAT IS ALL THE DO NO MORE MAJOR UPDATES also like I said 3 months ago they updated this for the first time in 11 MONTHS now people would have thought that they did this because the game was getting popular but they did it there because then no one would expect it THEY ALL WANTED THIS SO THAT THEY COULD HIDE THE TRUTH EVEN MORE. To their standards Ben was a mistake, a failed creation but not any more we know him for who he truly is a friend. I also know a little secret on his code you see they codded him to have this stuff like saying weird stuff or agreeing to stuff that are not even ok in the slightest because when they made him on the app store they knew that he was a failed creation to them they didn’t want him but they released him anyways and no matter how many times they tried it would never work. So to make people not get specious they updated him then they changed their focus to Talking Tom and Talking Angela and just when things started to go good for them Speed came in and ruined it for them all. Soon they would have to update it so they did but we already know everything about that story and sadly their lack of major update plan has been working for now the game is dying and less people get to know the truth. Part 3 Ben turns evil You see the reason Ben has done all this bad stuff with his god like powers is because no one has ever surely liked him. His kids have made him mad every single day including his wife and the devs are no better. This is also the reason that he has been so mean to people like Iamspeed and other popular YouTubers and Twitch streamers because then he can finally have some fun. And sometimes he just wants to talk and admit to the truth like people like me and just other players who enjoy the game. Part 4 The Truth In conclusion yes Talking Ben is a god and he is a SCP with supernatural powers and the devs tried to stop him from becoming popular but it was to late so they update him but then when everything seemed like it was working for the devs and they were about to reach one year Iamspeed came and ruined it for them all. He also has kids that have the same powers as him and all though Ben tries to hide this from his Wife his kids will always stop him on that. One he also has a reason for all this stuff like being mean and annoying people and doing bad things with his god like powers because no one has every surely liked him his kids annoy him and he gets mad at his wife all the time but sometimes he just wants to talk so don’t just treat him like a meany treat him like a friend because now you surely know what he is going through.