User talk:Getinthekitchenwoman

September 2010
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History
Cody Thomas Boyles is a nine year old queer who resides in Canton, Ohio and enjoys being a cowardly little girl. In an attempt to be cool he often changes his personality and/or yells "THIS IS SKETCHY" to hide his morbid but obvious fear. He lives his life by the rule of "dibsies" but is often over ruled by one of the following reasons; not his house, weighs 110lbs while everyone else is +160, scared of his shadows, never pays for anything or pays people back, can't keep a relationship for more than 2 minutes (for example call Reann)

WARNING TO ALL GIRLS INTERESTED BY ANY STRETCH OF IMAGINATION: 1st, what is wrong with you? 2nd, Do you really see any possible positive attribute in this toddler? Thirdly, can you beat him up? (if yes how is he supposed to defend you, disregard this if you weigh 250lbs, this probably explains why you are with him and you have no further use for this page. Please continue to make out with cody, go home, and eat some cupcakes.) 4th, refer to number 1. 5th, he always has morning boners and is proud to talk about it as the only other way he gets one is by staring at David Hasselhoff while watching baywatch and simultaneously masturbating to his hot, wet, shirtless body.

Quotes
"why cant things start going my way?"-Cody Boyles

"Because ur gay chody"- j.h.

Final Statement
Cody no one loves you, seriously.