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Rachel Gagnon
Rachel Gagnon was born on Nov. 16, 1992 in Albany Med. At the age of 1 1/2, her parents noticed that she would do interesting things with her baby food, such as writing out the pythagorean theorm and einstin's equation. By the age of 2, Rachel had designed the first ever murcury-power car, but the vehicle was discontinued in 1994 due to increasing death rates. When Rachel reached the age of 4 and started kindergarten, she was constantly sent to the vice principal for correcting her teachers, and teaching the class what the word "reproduction" meant. Finally, at age 13, she got her first big break and won the nobel peace prize, two oscars, an emmy, and three tonys. It was quite the week. Now, Rachel resides in Berne, nowhere Usa. She enjoys long walks on the beach and laughing at the morbidly obese.