User talk:GlobalWierdo

My stanky fart
One day, I had a full serving of beans with my breakfast.I loved to eat beans... until that day. I had to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and tell him what I would like that holiday. As I was approaching the front of the line, I felt it bubbling insided of my intestines, pushing itself further and further down my intestinal track. Once I made it to the front, it flew loose, and Santa passed out.the paramedics were standing by, and appeared at the scene.They were fainting also, and the air around me became a greenish-brown. From that day on, I never ate beans again, seeing Santa writhing in pain from the air around him.