User talk:GolfLuvr

Cantaloupes are meat! I tell you! Here's the story:

The cantaloupe, a long time ago, was closely related to the jackalope. When the jackalopes began to die off, cantaloupes migrated to a small island near Atlantis. A few decades later, a nomadic tribe of hunters moved there, as well, and killed off all of the cantaloupes. They stored the excess orange meat inside melon-like containers. Kakaloochi seeds were stored with the meat to give it a sweet flavor.