User talk:Grampz

My nme is da g-rampz coz im old n grey altho ppl fing i am i defo aint gay i gta gash cald j n i wuv er al da way ders dis guy cald bhaps who gta 6 pak...of coke!!! e lyka gash cald s*i*a n e finx shez bre chung ba she finx ez lux lyk dung!!!! den ders dis chik-ma bm-cals rosh...she finx shez bre poshn she gta lot of dosh ba wen it cums 2 matchmakin shez da 1 u wnt...she noes evri1 n evrifin bou dem 2!!! nxt ders a gyal cald greeny altho she lux lyka guy;)...she smels a bit lyk BO n lux lyka pie she luvs dis guy cald taran...n e lurrvvs er bak...ba wen it cums 2 shagin da wipe da mat!!! den u gta zaza...da mans an absolute craked...e dno wat ez doin n e neva eva has!!! ez bre sik at cricket tho...evn beta den me...e used 2 luv raduben...den on munday e shagd er upa tree!!! i nerli 4gt bou ballz...she reli has gt ballz!!! virpals cin dem bouncin up n dwn in his mouf!!! she disses me bre...n i dis er bak...ba 1 fing we gt in common...we bof h8 ou mums!!! den der carl...e bullies me bres...infact ez bullyin me 2 put dis up ou him!!!! his bms meera she wel gd at dodgems!!! next ders jmin...e finx ez a badman...e luv sum gyal cald jaini...ba she dnt noe e god damn exists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last ba nt least ders sona...shez a real pri-madona she gt da bigest gob in all bludi ilford n its hard 2 kp er schtumn!!! wel dats da end of ma rhym. hpe yall lykd it tc evri11111