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Tapeishness
Tapeishness is a rare and very anoying condition that affects shop workers. Tapeishness is created through a verity of conditions resulting in a slight ammount of lethargy and moaning.

The exact cause is a mistery, however anecdotal evidence sugests that it is brought on by years of substance abuse and a viral infection. This then results in Post Viral Fatigue Syndrome. PVFS then causes Tapeishness in the subject.

Syptoms include:

'Irritability, Loss of concentration, A requirement to massage the scalp and sinus, General Moaning'

Tapeishness is not thought to be contagious.