User talk:Green Dragons Love Bacon

???
This does not compute: "I am a gourmet chef who spends all day cooking dishes made from bacon." + "This user is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian." = hunh??? Just curious, Lady  of  Shalott  01:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Perhaps he cooks them, but feeds them to someone else. PhGustaf (talk) 01:40, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ...or feeds them to green dragons, perhaps? Jonathunder (talk) 01:45, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you for noticing my joke - I was hoping someone would get it. Green Dragons Love Bacon (talk) 01:47, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Enough fewmets have been dropped that I'm sure someone will. Jonathunder (talk) 01:56, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Logical punctuation
Hi Dragons, you should know that Wikipedia uses Quotation_mark. I suggest you read through WP:LQ before making anymore punctuation changes. Lady of  Shalott  01:53, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes - thank you for alterting me of that and fixing my errors. I had just noticed that before I saw your message. I fix your link in your message. Green Dragons Love Bacon (talk) 01:57, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Block
I have to admit you made clever use of the user contribution history here; in fact I was rather amused. But I'm sure you'll understand why you are blocked as a sockpuppet of Grundle2600, or an imitator. Jonathunder (talk) 22:49, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks for noticing! Green Dragons Love Bacon (talk) 22:49, 9 April 2010 (UTC)