User talk:Green Kirby/Archive 3

Jokes
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

"How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks sweetly.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can't I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself... "Well, I guess it's that time of the month!"--DarkFierceDeityLink 18:49, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Ha ha, funny. I got a joke. There are 2 people: Santa Clause and a crazy teenager. Santa Clause goes "ho ho ho" and the crazy teenager goes 'where? is she hot?"Green Kirby 20:03, 14 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Ok, Kirby, this was the correct response here, but now leave it at that! - A l is o n  ❤ 22:22, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I only said that because someone said that I have the humor of a 13 year old who just discovered sex. It was'nt signed. It got deleted before I responded.Green Kirby 22:25, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, I know. See WP:RPA for the rationale there. If someone posts personal insults on your talk page, just revert them and move on. Speaking of moving on .... :) - A l is o n  ❤ 22:28, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * She knows. She means it just like that. Click on her link, and you can scroll through the the version differences.--91.121.83.168 22:29, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * And who exactly is 'she'?Green Kirby 22:34, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * 'She' is Alison... the person leaving you the message.  Leebo  T / C  22:35, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * The point I'm trying to make is that it did'nt really need to get deleted. It was'nt an insult, it was true. Oh, and just in advance, I'm not a sock puppet of Street Cred Fred. He's my dad.Green Kirby 22:41, 14 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Ok - Kirby? Nice, happy clean fresh start. I've tidied up your archiving and archived all the older nonsense. It's time to get back to editing articles again :) - A l is o n  ❤ 23:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Hmmm I wonder what I should do now.Green Kirby 23:21, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

What's down
Hey I don't answer this in the super smash article cause that go off the topic, but may they don't put kirby in the demo to hide his new gameplay. (If you wonder why I put "What's down" is What's up just with down instead of up).--Fandangox 01:07, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Hmmm. Probaly right.Green Kirby 01:10, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

I think it's because they haven't finished his copy abilities for some of the new characters yet (particularly Sonic, since the game was delayed because of him, after all...). -- POWERSLAVE  02:55, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * The thing is, he's not a new character, he was one of the first characters to be confirmed in Brawl.Green Kirby 02:57, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I mean they didn't finish the B-moves he gets when he copies new characters. -- POWERSLAVE  05:09, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * No, as I said before they are hiding his new gameplay, he move down in the tier list from ssb to ssbm, maybe they create some new techniques to make him better you can see a new dash attack that he is doing in a video of the subspace emisary. I also posted a joke, but someone delete it.--Fandangox 00:50, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * So far, all his moves are the same as in Melee... unless you're seeing something that I'm not. -- POWERSLAVE  01:04, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, Look at Kirby and peach's subspace emissary video and wait un til kirby do a dashing kick with the face in the ground similiar to a breakdance, Is not to much, but if he have that, he could have more.--Fandangox 01:18, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Um, I just wanna let you know that I'm done with this disscussion.-- Green Kirby (talk) 22:32, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

jokes only please
Where's the English Channel? I don't know - our television doesn't pick it up. —Preceding unsigned comment added by DarkFierceDeityLink (talk • contribs) 02:23, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Huh? Perhaps you should ask someone else that because I don't know what you mean.Green Kirby 02:58, 15 November 2007 (UTC)


 * The English Channel is the body of water separating Great Britain from northern France. It is not, as the respondent appears to think, a television network. That's the joke, or so I am led to believe. Bielle 07:31, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

SSBB
I suppose I wasn't feeling decisive at that particular moment, and if people don't realize how off-topic they sound, deleting the thread is useless. You kill the tree, but that doesn't stop the ants.--CM (talk) 23:44, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
 * What is our job if we don't?--CM (talk) 00:22, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Its cool, I just keep my eyes open; oh and can I condense the part of the conversation on my page to one heading for archiving purposes?--CM (talk) 00:45, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Greetings from user 71.239.133.107
Please don't edit my User Talk page unless you have something contructive to contribute. Thanks. 71.239.133.107 (talk) 07:56, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Regarding 71.239.133.107
I just noticed your comment on this user's talk page (as well as his reply here on your page). If you take a look at the history ([]), you will see that he routinely blanks his talk page, and has a highly belligerent attitude towards anyone who comments there. His ownership of his talk page is in violation of policy. Earlier today, I posed to Jeff G. the question of whether his attitude and his actions have now risen to the level that he needs to be reported to ANI. Do you have any thoughts on the matter? --- RepublicanJacobite  The'FortyFive'  17:16, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Hmmm. Perhaps you should give him a warning regarding his attitude, saying that if he deletes anymore comments on his talk page that is'nt a personal attack, and/or keeps having a bad attitude, he will be blocked. If he deletes the meassage, block him for a week. That would work.Green Kirby (talk) 18:34, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Thanks for your concern! Please be aware of Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents.  Thanks again!    — Jeff G. (talk&#124;contribs) 21:20, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


 * I had no idea that my edits, the tone of my edit summaries, or the content of my User Talk page were so bothersome to so many users. Whether my "attitude" (and I do hate resorting to using quotation marks when I'm not making a direct quotation) is good or bad is a matter of subjective opinion, and probably not cause for blocking or banning. So, perhaps we should put this whole thing behind us before it embarrasses us all. 71.239.133.107 (talk) 06:19, 19 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Incidentally, why is it assumed that I'm male? That's odd... 71.239.133.107 (talk) 06:21, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Girls don't exist on the interweb!--91.121.83.168 (talk) 09:44, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Harry Potter Lego 6
Yo, whatz up do you have any ideas for the movie?Blue medinight (talk) 23:27, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

What the F...
What the flip, are you nuts or are you CRAZY! Now why was the topic "Dumbledore is really gay?"
 * Go to hell! And sign your name.Green Kirby (talk) 23:40, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

November 2007
This is your only warning. The next time you make a personal attack, you will be blocked for disruption. Comment on content, not on other contributors or people. ''Just avoid eachother's talk pages. It doesn't matter what the subject is, Personal attacks are never allowed. I will request intervention of administrator if I see another one.'' Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  23:50, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


 * (ec) Ok, knock it off, Kirby. This is uncalled-for, regardless of circumstance. Stop stirring up drama, yet again - A l is o n  ❤ 23:52, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Leave us alone, we're not stirring up trouble, we're joking around. He's my friend.Green Kirby (talk) 23:54, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * More comment like that, regardless of the circumstances, and you both get blocked for disruption and WP:NPA. Enough of the drama - A l is o n  ❤ 00:00, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * We should at least be able to talk normally to each other. Just leave us alone.Green Kirby (talk) 00:03, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * This is not a chatroom. Besides, you call that "talking normally"?? - A l is o n  ❤ 00:07, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * To be honest, yes, that's what we call normal talking. We're both 13, what do you expect? Just leave us alone to comment on each other's talk page, and we won't cause any trouble around Wikipedia.Green Kirby (talk) 00:12, 19 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Please knock it off. Thanks!    — Jeff G. (talk&#124;contribs) 02:02, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Fine
That`s fine with me and what do you mean by "in this series?" Hey and me and Nicole have had sex ounce. (kidding) Okay I`ll see you at school tomarrow but I`ll still be on wikapedia tonight.Blue medinight (talk) 00:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

hi
hey, attually I see you tomarrow so don`t send any more messages tonight kay well bye oh ya tell Verginia she`s retarded.Blue medinight (talk) 00:13, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * If you're still on Wikipedia, I left you a meassage on your talk page about your question.Green Kirby (talk) 00:18, 19 November 2007 (UTC).

dang
DANG DUDE thats alot of flippin` legos!!!Blue medinight (talk) 00:23, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I`m back
Sup, I`m back better that ever so why do you want Mad Eye to die and I already know why you want to kill Neville and I agree with rest of why you want to kill the rest of those other characters.?Blue medinight (talk) 00:35, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

ok
`K I got to go for real this time so bye.Blue medinight (talk) 00:47, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

sup
I really think Mad Eye should live to see HPL8 but this time I`mgoing toleave it up to you so what want to happen is OK with me and I`m serious this time so do what you have to do.Blue medinight (talk) 01:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

hi
I want to kill filch.Blue medinight (talk) 01:27, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

hey
I know what you mean it`s really "GAY" just like Dumbledore.Blue medinight (talk) 01:36, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

nice
Dude that was funny you should a commedian.Blue medinight (talk) 01:42, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

listen
How do you know were you there.Blue medinight (talk) 01:46, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * having fun talking to your self?--DarkFierceDeityLink 01:56, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

funny
that was absolutly hilarious I didn`t even know Matthew and Bobby could sing.???????????Blue medinight (talk) 01:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

joke
No wonder the lead singer of Queen is gaaaay!!!!!!Blue medinight (talk) 02:04, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

duh
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no dip Sherlock Homes.Rick (talk) 02:15, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

bye
I got to go to bed so bye.Blue medinight (talk) 02:20, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

What Wikipedia is not.
GK, I know I've talked to you about using this site as a social network. You couldn't have forgotten all of that so quickly. Please knock it off. DurinsBane87 (talk) 03:44, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * For cryin out loud! Did someone die? Because you guys are really making a big deal out of this. I'll ask you one last time, PLEASE just ignore us. We're done for the day anyway.Green Kirby (talk) 03:50, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Use the phone or email, not Wikipedia. MelicansMatkin (talk) 03:54, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * It should'nt be to much to ask to be able to talk on a page that YOU made on a computer that YOU bought.Green Kirby (talk) 03:57, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * (Edit conflict):In your last seventy edits, only two have been made to actual articles; both were to Alien Resurection and both were done within one minute of one another. The purpose of Wikipedia is to edit articles, not use the website as some sort of Myspace or Facebook or MSN. MelicansMatkin (talk) 04:01, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Regardless get AIM or something, Wikipedia isnt for chatting. Atomic Religione (talk) 03:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Listen
You should try not to yell at other users who are trying to help, if you keep telling people to go away and to leave you alone you could do stuff that would get you blocked from your actions,--DarkFierceDeityLink 04:00, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Look who's talking.Green Kirby (talk) 04:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Tone
Kirby, I am doing my best to help you. I am not out to get you, I am out to help you. The tone you are writing things is disrespectful, and can be taken as personal attacks by the wrong person. I have done my best to help you, and to prevent you from getting another block, but you are not listening to ANY of us. Trevor  "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  04:25, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, I give up. Fine, I won't make comments to my best friend. I'm not happy about this at ALL.Green Kirby (talk) 04:28, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

What is your goal on Wikipedia? I don't ask this sarcastically, I'm completely serious. You only edit articles when you're led by the hand, and you get upset when you're told to stop violating policies that you had already been aware of. Why exactly are you here? DurinsBane87 (talk) 04:46, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * To help. But I also want to be able to communicate with my friend.Green Kirby (talk) 04:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * (edit conflict) You can communicate with your friend all you want by either downloading AIM, getting a facebook, Myspace, or Xanga account. There is no reason that you need to do it here. Those sites and programs are specifically for talking to your friends. This is for constructing an encyclopedia. So construct an encyclopedia on it. It's that simple. You don't get special priviledges just because you're best friend joined. DurinsBane87 (talk) 05:10, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Blocked
Kirby, you're ever so done here. It has become phenomenally clear that you are not here to contribute to the encyclopedia. You're here to invite your pals on, create a nuisance, make personal attacks and generally treat this place as some kind of teenage chatroom. Well, you've completely worn out the community's patience at this stage. You've had absolutely every chance to make things right since your last "indefinite block. Well, it's over now. It's hard to know where to start with your long litany of abyssmal behaviour; personal attacks, that whole homophobic nonsense business, treating the place like a chatroom, complete lack of WP:AGF when it comes to other editors, rampant belligerence to all and sundry ... and little or no edits to mainspace. Etc, etc .... - A l is o n  ❤ 05:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

You have been indefinitely blocked from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy for. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text below. ::No. I was donne talking to my friend. Please give me another chance. I want to help.Green Kirby (talk) 13:13, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I promise I'll make better edits. Just give me one last chance!Green Kirby (talk) 13:17, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * No, you won't. You've had weeks worth of chances. We all tried to help you and you refused to listen. Bye. Coreycubed (talk) 13:22, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I will. I listened to you yesterday. Dis\d'nt you notice that I gave up. I do want to help. Just give me one last chance, and if I get blocked again, I won't complain.Green Kirby (talk) 13:25, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Look, I'm sorry that I did'nt listen to you earlier, but I can do better. This is my favorite site. Please just give me one last chance. I promise I won't ruine it. I have to go to school now. Think about it while I'm gone.Green Kirby (talk) 13:34, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry Green Kirby, but I think it's over. Atomic Religione (talk) 15:28, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * If you were so keen on following the rules, why didn't you stop when you were told the first time you were breaking rules? -Sukecchi (talk) 16:53, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Because I did'nt think that it was that important if I talked to my friend. I already said that I gave up. Why did you have to block me. This is my favorite site on the computer. Give me another chance so I can prove that I can be helpful. If you don't, my Thanksgiving and Christmas will be ruined!Green Kirby (talk) 20:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Sad
I now realize what I have done. To all of whom I have been dissrespectful to, I'm sorry. I was given way more chances than I deserved, but it's finally over. I can already see that no matter how much I beg, I won't be unblocked. It kinda sucks you know, I have finally learned but now it's to late. I already gave up on talking to my friend yesterday, but I guess it did'nt do any good. If I could've recieved one last chance, I may have made things better. I wanted to help, I really did, but I guess I got to carried away. You guys tried to warn me, but I did'nt listen. Now I have no hope of becoming a good editor on Wikipedia. I tried, but I failed due to my own arrogance. Blue Meatknight, if you're reading this, once you become unblocked, don't make the same mistakes I did. It will destroy you. Don't let Wikipedia take over your life. Don't treat it like you treat Nicole. It's to late for me. Just because I made these mistakes, dose'nt mean you have to. Good luck my friend. I know you guys probaly think that I'm just acting like I've learned just so you'll unblock me, but that's not true. I actualy have learned now, and yes, it would be really nice if you could unblock me, but I'm almost certain you won't. Now that I can't edit Wikipedia, I don't know what to do. All I know is I felt misserable today, and probaly will for a while. Any ideas on what I should do now?Green Kirby (talk) 21:07, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Green Kirby is now operating another account
Anthøny 22:47, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * User talk:Green Kirby2 - relevant discussion.
 * User talk:Green Kirby2 - relevant discussion.
 * Indeed, but I'm no longer using it anymore. Right now let's just pretend it dose'nt exist. I don't know what will happen now. I guess I'll just wait until something comes. Mabey one day, when someone noicies that I've been blocked and feels that I deserve another chance to make things right, mabey, just mabey, I'll be unblocked. But that will probaly be a long time from now. I will stay on Wikipedia, and I'll check and see if something's happen. Until then, I'll wait. Wake me, when you need me.Green Kirby (talk) 18:47, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Nah, if you're blocked, your only options are a proxy or account creation to come back. However, we'd probably catch and ban you.  Vamp ire Warr ior  20:43, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
 * He already tried to make another account. Kirby, just accept the block and move on. That's it. Go join a forum to discuss things. Don't let this dictate your life. There are bigger things for you to get upset over. -Sukecchi (talk) 21:04, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Requesting Page Protection
Sorry Kirby, good luck. Trevor  "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  21:14, 21 November 2007 (UTC)