User talk:Greggylikesnobirds

No Birds
No Birds is a Jewish made truck rental company. They are situated all across the world, so walk into your local grocer and ask for no birds and hey presto! You've got a truck! How splendid.

THE HISTORY OF NO BIRDS No Birds was formed in Pennsylvania, in 1922, during the war between the bad birds and the good birds. The war inspired the company to form, after the eliminations of both the bird species. It was a most joyous day when the winged beasts fell, releasing the damaged earth from their captivating talons. But, when the company was created from the ashes of the deceased bodies of the birds, the founder Hedwig Petroval, decided he would save the remaining flesh of the creatures. So, with the goodness in his heart, he made the rental, for the poor, soulless remaining birds that scoured the land, desperate for transport.

HISTORY OF THE FOUNDER The founder of the No Birds company, Hedwig Petroval, was a simple young man, he enjoyed eating baked pigs, salty lemons and Greggylikesnobirds (talk) 04:37, 8 November 2023 (UTC)