User talk:Gwennoofblyth

Skelp

"horse raddish smells a tad maddish

kitty litter well...tastes quite bitter

but little miss gina and her little weener

well... thats for another page do you not think?"

(Skelps first notebook of sexual tactics and pussyfooting)

Lets get started [enter] the scelp

The Skelp, born in 1805 around avymore beach and the gypsy field in dartmoore, was conceived from the vadesh outwards. She was the fetus of a membrane named hallow pannykins, formerly a ugaslavian ugluck. Her father was a respected pap panner in southern ringdad and was usually seen with a following of scallops from the tobagan fish mongers. Skelps bones were extremely visible from a distance of approximately 100 yards and she had incredibly runtish features which resembled those of a another hideous nature. Skelp attented the school for people with unfortunate looks, where she studied the decoration of uterus walls and the peeneye of deformed vertabrates. after school, she studied the subjects further in the college of deformities and runts. however, it was here where she was spotted by a foreign pedofiliac butcher named Shy. he kindly took skelp under his bingo wing and offered her a deal which she could not refuse! Skelp juiced at the meaty suprise and travelled with Shy to his hometown, Blyth. here he set up a travelling pussyfoot stall and circus. in this, skelps role was to play her ribs as an instrument with a furry beater made from Shys own guche. her talents were remarked by many and she was often offered to star in local choires and ochestras. however in rampage of rage and integrity the angry people of blyth picktoed the stall and hurled it into the deep sorrows of gina wenns hole. this is when they came up with the lethal idea of a butcher shop named "Shys the butchers". it was here that skelp never seent he light again and was tucked away behind the flappers of fish and turkmenistan. However a suprise twist in skelps life lead her to blossom into a beautiful creature of witmongers and ragamuffins. newspapers commented her as "stunning" "a right babe" and "a good shag". this brings skelp to her modern day life where she enjoys to block the entrance to car parks and do other mischevious tasks such as plant car bombs and put acid in her meaty items.

Miss Skelp would like to thank the following for being her gajee in her times of need: Skellum mittens Gina Wenn Brian peppers Stella the fruit (previously stella the freak) Nailing monster (previously rattamatta) and Mrs kidd, the one with the moles

a quote from Skelp " please buy mi pospherus book of goodies and rattatas where you will be juicing on the meaty suprises in store!"

May 2008
Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appeared to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Michael Devore (talk) 16:17, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing. If your vandalism continues, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Ruhrfisch &gt;&lt;&gt; &deg; &deg; 17:47, 8 May 2008 (UTC)