User talk:Haleythepanda

Chocolate is a girls best friend... cuz diamonds just taste funny!!

An apple a day keeps a doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!!!

Don't follow my footsteps

I walk into walls

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

My Friends & Me Are tighter than a fat guy in a Speedo

Sugar?

no thanks, I'm sweet enough

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.."

Your just JEALOUS cuz

ME & my FRIENDS can act wiered in public

and still be awesome

I pinky Promise that when were little old ladies, We will still be best friends. Causing trouble in nursing homes with our motor scooters.

im the type of girl

who will burst out laughing

for something that happened

YESTERDAY!

my mom always says

"if they jumped off a bridge, would u?"

and i reply,

"pssht NO!!!!

i would probley be the one who came up with idea!

come over to the dark side, we save electricity!

when life gives you rain...

bring out the slip'n slide!!

--Haley