User talk:HalfWit

Welcome to Wikipedia! We could really use your help to create new content, but your recent article, Staple, Phone, Cheese Flavour Twists, appears to be a hoax. This has been now nominated for deletion. You may comment there and offer any evidence to verify the article's validity.

Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. -- Cactus.man  &#9997;  12:01, 1 September 2006 (UTC)