User talk:Hamstergirl12

The moon is made from Cheddar cheese, not mild but very mature. It melted slightly during 'the big bang'and subsequently turned into cheese on toast. The moon was re-created during the Aztec period by the use of maize and cheese flavouring, it now tastes like a cheesy puff. Neil Armstrong is known to have a large private collection of moon cheese, valued at £9,999,999,999, an ounce. The alians on the moon are known as 'Georgonians' and are made from puffed maise with a pickled onion flavouring. These strange creatures simply run around screaming 'I will worship John Wilson' who is their leader.