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STUURSTANG

DUTCH/ AMERICAN DEATH METAL ROCK BAND

In spite of not existing, this internationally renowned band is noted for their cult following. With the innovative use of 7 drum sets, and using  - what appears to be-    metal rods of differing lengths and sizes instead of guitar picks, the STUURSTANG catalogue is as diverse as it is confusing.

From the moment STUURSTANG took the stage at Malkowickneit, Michigan's 4-H county fair in 2007, STUURSTANG has remained unrivalled in their commitment to making fans and critics alike feel personally,socio-politically and musically uncomfortable.

Defying the multiple attempts by producers and managers to "tone down" the underlying currents of STUURSTANG, this uniquely non-existent band is consistent and steadfast in both ethos and misplaced ethical intention. STUURSTANG's home-made pyrotechnic displays lend an air of indolence and danger to (the always unannounced) live shows, which in turn compliments the band's well-documented commitment to their religion: a Raccoon inspired denomination welcoming the world's "Trash Pandas" to embrace the spiritual guidance found in the books of "The House Of Pure Arson", "Biting The Hell Out Of" and "Hiss Hiss Snarl & Run."

STUURSTANG's minor-chord heavy musical crescendos are an awakening that is unapologetically present; the intensity of STUURSTANG's message is not a hobby, it is a commitment. First time listeners and dedicated fans alike have reported feeling confused, ashamed and profoundly, emotionally itchy upon listening to STUURSTANG and it is this complete disregard for the audience that makes STUURSTANG's message clear:  FUck YoU. I LiKe YoU. WhO CaRes.

...muddled confused indefatigable and dedicated (although to what is not clear)

..this is the music and the message: a passionate representation of humanity that is emotional, raw and completely made up.

This unique death meatal band for the humanitarian at heart is the musical personification of the awkward and socially abrasive friend that we've had since 6th grade; the one our parents never liked, but who liked us no matter what version of our selves we were in that moment in time:

Each chord is struck with an intention that isolates and welcomes, demonizes and excuses, instigates and mediates.

STUURSTANG is the sound that calls upon us to wish for, and believe in, impossible things.