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Shmit Bang born in 1975 on a space-station researching the effects of zero gravity on Donkeys

Speedy deletion nomination of Shmit bang


A tag has been placed on Shmit bang, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under the criteria for speedy deletion, because it is a very short article that does not provide sufficient context to identify its subject. Please see Wikipedia:Stub for our minimum information standards for short articles. Also please note that articles must be on notable subjects and should provide references to reliable sources that verify their content.

Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself. If you plan to expand the article, you can request that administrators wait a while for you to add contextual material. To do this, affix the template   to the article and state your intention on the article's talk page. Feel free to leave a note on my talk page if you have any questions about this. Gilo  &ouml;  00:51, 1 December 2009 (UTC) Prof. Shmit Bang (real name timothus Smithius) was born in 1975 on a space-station researching the effects of zero gravity on donkeys. His father is believed to be the only living relitive of Albert Einstein's half Mexican brother, Roberto Einstein. Just a poor boy from a poor family he was not born with a silver schooner in his mouth, he did however become one of the worlds most noted astrophysicist.

Timothus was the original pioneer of the "shmit bang" theory (later to become the big bang (sic) by observing molecular disturbances and reactions with yeast and sugar. He thoerised that if two particles collide at particular rate and break apart they would for a new mass themselves, to become one drinkable bevarage, And also demonstrating how the universe was created too.

Prof. Bang is also credited with discovering the timothus 2 minitus wormhole. effectively he can bend time to the power of ten making 2 minutes into 20. It is yet an unproven phenomenon which he has perfected, however no scientific data though yet has come forward.

As a child he dreamt of world domination and worked hard at conquering his space-station in prepartion for his arrival on Earth. Drunk on his "galaxy syrup", he claims to have invented the circle and later in an intergalactic lawsuit would demand royalties from God.

In 1989 he would form a singing group that would soon become internationaly famous for thier use of burping in music. The group known as : Men 2 Boyz would however, become victims of their own fame and in 1991 went their separate ways, much to the disapointment of millions of fans.

Rolling Bone magazine crowned them "best band of the universe" and despited endless outcries from fans to do one last tour Prof Bang remains elusive. In a recent interview rolling bone asked prof bang why the band split -- "Ill be back in two minutes" was his only reply and has not been seen since.

There has been rumours he has bought an island in the south pacific where he is still researching the effects of yeast and sugar on the human condition. Others say Prof. Bang has created a tunnel to the centre of the earth to build his secret laboratory, and is working on his "theory of drinkability". This theory breaks down to everything becoming drinkable given the correct amount of sugar, yeast and time, and by combining the reverse effect of the 2 minitus wormhole and the shmit bang theory he hope to make drinkable galaxy juice in .00000000000000000000021 of a second.

Or go back in time and make it then shoot back to the future and then drink it -- either was the man is a genius.

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Anti-spam check. Do NOT fill this in! Prof. Shmit Bang (real name timothus Smithius) was born in 1975 on a space-station researching the effects of zero gravity on donkeys. His father is believed to be the only living relitive of Albert Einstein's half Mexican brother, Roberto Einstein. Just a poor boy from a poor family he was not born with a silver schooner in his mouth, he did however become one of the worlds most noted astrophysicists.

Timothus was the original pioneer of the "shmit bang" theory (later to become the :big bang :) by observing molecular disturbances and reactions with yeast and sugar. He thoerised that if two particles collide at particular rate and break apart they would for a new mass themselves, to become one drinkable bevarage, And also demonstrating how the universe was created too.

Prof. Bang is also credited with discovering the :timothus 2 minitus wormhole. effectively he can bend time to the power of ten making 2 minutes into 20. It is yet an unproven phenomenon which he has perfected ,however no scientific data though yet has come forward.

As a child he dreamt of world domination and worked hard at conquering his space-station in prepartion for his arrival on Earth. Drunk on his "galaxy syrup", he claims to have invented the circle and later in an intergalactic lawsuit would demand royalties from God.

In 1989 he would form a singing group that would soon become internationaly famous for thier use of burping in music. The group known as : Men 2 Boyz would however, become victims of their own fame and in 1991 went their separate ways, much to the disapointment of millions of fans.

Rolling Bone magazine crowned them "best band of the universe" and despited endless outcries from fans to do one last tour Prof Bang remains elusive. In a recent interview rolling bone asked prof bang why the band split -- "Ill be back in two minutes" was his only reply and has not been seen since.

There has been rumours he has bought an island in the south pacific where he is still researching the effects of yeast and sugar on the human condition. Others say Prof. Bang has created a tunnel to the centre of the earth to build his secret laboratory, and is working on his "theory of drinkability". This theory breaks down to everything becoming drinkable given the correct amount of sugar, yeast and time, and by combining the reverse effect of the 2 minitus wormhole and the shmit bang theory he hope to make drinkable galaxy juice in .00000000000000000000021 of a second.

Or go back in time and make it then shoot back to the future and then drink it -- either was the man is a genius. Harrylily (talk) 03:00, 1 December 2009 (UTC)