User talk:Hawkeye Fan Club

Hawkeye is just the coolest kid and MLG I have ever met. His youtube account is just so insane. He even taught me how to craft and axe. You should so subscribe to him on youtube and learn his ways.

He is insanely MLG. He is more MLG than shrek, OpTic, and FaZe COMBINED. Yea, swag. swig swiggity swog swug. Basically, Hawkeye is the master race. Join the Hawkeye Gaming fan club or else you will be 360 YY triple-flip barrel roll no-scoped by Hawkeye. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Hawkeye Gaming is so cool, he is sponsored by Monster, Doritos, and Red Bull. He easily out-beats top competitors in numbers of sponsers like: Lionel Messi, Babe Ruth, Obama, and even Bill Gates. Apple and Microsoft can't even beat Hawkeye in overall gross profit, they are just too stupid for Hawkeye. Out the way, AntVenom, CaptainSparklez, and SkyDoesMinecraft, there's a new youtuber in town who is better then all ya frikin noobs.

Hawkeye is the best commentator ever. He can even do speeches! Hawkeye has unbelievable convincing speeches, no motivational speaker could even beat him. Here's a sample of some of his commentary: "Betsy the cow, moo moodly moo" You can tell by his astonishing eloquence--his voice like gold, as smooth silk. Maybe that explains why there are numerous psycho-paths that are often found aggressively sprinting after other people screaming "HAAAAWWKKEEYEEEE, HAWWKEEYEEEEEEEE, HAAAWWKKEEEEEEYYYYEEEEE!!!" If you see one of these people, it is recommended that you run. Wow, actually I see one right now. He seems to be sprinting at me aggressively. Maybe I should ru--- "HAWWKEYEEE, HAAAWWKKEEEYYYEEE," Oh crap oh crap AAAAHHHHHHH NOoo AAAHHHHHHHH FMKCL D;LK KJMF;/.JFJVNJFEEKNVKNVJLBJLKBNJLOIEPIE[RV'LV,RF'E[VP PV[E',VP

For more details visit http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hawkeye+Gaming — Preceding unsigned comment added by Greenstarr (talk • contribs) 01:17, 27 March 2015 (UTC) — Preceding unsigned comment added by 50.197.235.229 (talk) 13:49, 19 March 2015 (UTC)