User talk:HayleyCarton

Niamh Byrne, Born in Donaghmede, litrally on the side of the road in 1993. Franno the Manno is her father, and good owl Ro-Ro is her mother. Niamh had a difficult childhood...Due to her parents neglect Niamh had to resort to eating chewing gum off the path. As Niamh started school in baldoyle, she met her very best friend Hayley Carton , One of the limited people she can be her true creepy self around. As Niamh got older she moved to Baldoyle and basically ruined the place's reputation. Niamh had a pet hamster, JJ. JJ was a suicidal hamster, and attempted to kill himself many times. One time included trying to climb into the toaster while it was on. But on one tragic cold winters evening, JJ got his death wish...and jumped...out of a basket ...on a bike...going full speed. Til this day JJ is a touchy subject with Niamh. Niamh is also known as Sexy Specks, christened this name by the gay lads from the Summerhill area. Niamhs specks are indeed sexy. Niamh is known for being the Donaghmede Rapist...watch out. Niamhs hobbies are riverboat gambling trips with strange russian men, she picked up this hobby when she was kidnapped last summer but she came to like it. Niamh has a fobia of balloons, when approached with a balloon she has a seizure, it starts with her whole body shaking , then foaming of the mouth , eventually she dies. But like jesus she is risen from the dead, AMEN. Niamh used to be an Irish Dancer, until the incident happened , one day as the smart arse was trying to show off her funky folk moves , she slipped on the drain and broke her two legs , Niamh Byrne has never danced again... Niamh Byrne is a single parent, after getting knocked up , she contacted MTV for them to do a Dublin Style version of 16 and Pregnant , they told her to fuck off and get off the streets in your pajamas...dirty bitch. Her local junkie boyfriend, Rasher left Niamh on the news that she was pregnant , he left her to become a drug mule and maybe later even promoted to a gansTA. She is currently living in a box in Seagrange Park because she got kicked out of her house when she held her fish up for ransom, for money to buy drugs. Niamhs hopes and goals for her future is for her to become the local Cat Lady who walks around with her stolen trolly from Lidl throwing her cats at people. We're right behind you Niamh every step of the way, Do us proud or the barrel out of first year with get mr burrrrke after you.