User talk:Haywire3000

So ? You want medal ?

Clicking on "View History" reveals you, Fuzz, in the event you're too chicken to sign your name. But even without a signature, your tell-tale writing style (missing words, bad grammar and punctuation) is a giveaway. Please stop editing pages until you have a respect for basics of grammar, spelling and punctuation -- otherwise editors will continue to have to come in and remove your irrelevant, illiterate graffiti. But, look. . . if you REALLY want to write about 50 Foot Cheerleader, do it -- but GIVE IT ITS OWN PAGE and make it your own little sandbox to play in. What you're doing does NOT belong on the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman page. It doesn't pass the straight face test under ANY standard. Create a new page, full of your invective, obsession with hand-held, and contempt for the actresses, and I promise to let you implode without my involvement. Okay?Haywire3000 (talk) 15:23, 3 March 2012 (UTC)