User talk:Heavy Pooter

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Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or, and a volunteer should respond shortly. Again, welcome! —░] PaleoNeonate █ ⏎ ? ERROR ░ 22:48, 3 May 2017 (UTC)

May 2017
Hello, I'm PaleoNeonate. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to April Fools' Day have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you think a mistake was made, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks. —░] PaleoNeonate █ ⏎ ? ERROR ░ 22:49, 3 May 2017 (UTC)