User talk:Heintji

Dear Manay Letty,> May ihihingi akong payo sa iyo kaya sana mabigyan mo ako ng magandang sagot sa problema ko. Simple lang naman eh. Naguguluhan lang kasi ako. Ang fish ball ba ay bayag ng isda?

O sige,

hanggang sa muli! Doc Trina



Dear Doc Trina,

Napaghahalata sa tanong mo na isa kang malaswang babae, at wala kang nasasa-isip kung hindi mga itlog ng lalake. Malamang isa kang pokpok. Gayunpaman ay sasagutin ko ang iyong katanungan, dahil mukhang tatanga-tanga ka talaga. Para sa iyong kaalaman, ang fish ball ay hindi bayag ng isda. Sana ay naliwanagan ka sa aking sagot, at aasahan ko ang iyong muling pagsulat.

Para sa iyo, Doc Trina:

Y.E.M.E.N.-Yugyugan Every Morning,Every Night,

Nagmamahal forever, Manay Letty THINGS YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO KNOW BUT ARE INTERESTING...

> 1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. > 2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. > 3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. > 4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. > 5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. > 6- There are more chickens than people in the world. > 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." > 8- On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flagflying over the Parliament building is an American flag. > 9- All of the clocks in the movie "PulpFiction" are stuck on 4:20. > 10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. > 11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". > 12- Almonds are a member of the peach family. > 13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end in"dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. > 14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. > 15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > 16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. > 17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. > 18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. > 19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's"It's a Wonderful Life." > 20- A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. > 21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. > 22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. > 23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. > 24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. > 25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. > 26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. > 27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. > 28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. > 29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. > 30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. > 31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone. > 32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. > 33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed inplane crashes. > 34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. > 35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." > 36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot. > 37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. > 38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men. > 39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. > 40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. > 41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start. > 42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. > 43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. > 44- A snail can sleep for 3 years. > 45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. > 46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist. > 47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres. > 48- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. > 49- No president of the United states was an only child. > > And last and definitely most important: > > 50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs > Today we have bigger houses and smaller families. More conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less common sense. More knowledge, but less judgment. We have more experts, but more problems. More medicine, but less wellness. We spend too recklessly; Laugh too little, Drive too fast, Get too angry too quickly, Stay up too late, Read too little, Watch TV too much, And pray too seldom! We’ve multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too little, and lie too often. We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years. We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; Wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy it less.

We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet our neighbors.

We’ve conquered outer space, But not inner space.

We’ve split the atom, But not our prejudice. We write more, learn less; plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We have higher incomes, but lower morals. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies, But have less communications.

We are long on quantity, But short on quality.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; Tall men and short characters. More leisure and less fun; More kinds of foods, but less nutrition. Two incomes, but more divorces. Fancier houses, but broken homes. That’s why I propose, that as of today, you don’t keep anything for special occasions, because every day you live is a special occasion. Search for knowledge. Read more. Sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. Spend more time with your family and friends. Eat your favorite foods and visit the places you love. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment, not only about survival. Use your crystal goblets. Don’t save your best perfume, use it every time you feel you want it. Remove from your vocabulary phrases like “one of these days“ and “someday”. Write that letter you’ve thought about writing.

Tell your family and friends how much you love them. Don’t delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life.

Every day, every hour, and every minute is special. You don’t know if it will be your last. If you’re too busy to take the time to send this message to someone you love and you tell yourself you will send it “one of these days”,

your affection keeps this individual smiling and returning the favor with

surprises of his (her) own. Snuggle-bunnies (hugs) or other

displays of tenderness are also

essential for true happiness with this mate. You

may need to make a conscientious effort to keep him or her talking

about his (her) feelings. Though

deeply emotional inside, this particular sign

-- more than others -- is prone to suffer in silence rather than speak

out about personal irritations or letdowns. Disaster lurks down that

road as unexpressed emotions carry a punch far greater than expressed ones.

Make sure that the lines of communication stay open and you can

avoid this pitfall. Don't be alarmed when this honey desires to spend time

alone; it is essential for his (her) mental health. Pisces doesn't have as

strong an aura as many of the other signs do and needs to re-charge the

batteries without anyone else around from time to time. Kindness also pays

off in this match. Often polite, he (she) generally is not fond of harsh

words or rude phrases. You have found here a person who prizes serenity

above all else and one who will

appreciate your efforts to keep the waters calm.

Once acquired, this bond will be long-lived and true blue.