User talk:Hey77im

Bob was born in Jersey City to Antionette (nee De Louise) and Robert Mullan. Growing up, Bobby had an affinity for hot dogs and long John's. In his later years, he developed a passion for building amps and drinking Miller High Life.

Though his inner musings (as witnessed in his writings, published in 2020) betrayed a keen understanding of the works of Henderson and Hasselbach, Bob dove into the work of Chris Urban, famously of Crazy and the Brains.

Bobby had a brief career as a fluffer in adult films, but had to leave due to worsening carpal tunnel syndrome. Although more frequently attributed to Marilyn Manson, Bob is actually the first known patient to have undergone rib removal surgery, for undisclosed reasons.

Bob has also been known to sell Mixtapes on various corners across America, these mixtapes consist of hard-core porn-jazz and psychobilly hardcore. All proceeds from these sales go to planned parenthood to help with abortion costs so no one else is plauged with horrible music.

For a brief period he played in a lame pop band that had a successful gig..., it was fun but all that day of fame got to his head and he spiraled into a fit of trying to be not a musician in Portland Oregon, it kinda worked... then he decided to to make a pilgrimage back to the mother land New Jersey.

Jersey Bob
Bob Hey77im (talk) 03:23, 16 October 2022 (UTC)