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The Common House Goblin
Only being spotted in the wild twice, the Common House Goblin (Latin: HinnerzCrinnez) can be found foraging for pies in the undergrowth around the Salford and Wigan area. When the goblin is not feasting on pastry he is displaying his mating call by assaulting near-by bins and cooking his famous 'Sunday Roast'. Hinnerz was once spotted in the Salford area grasping onto his prey. The Goblin has no middle ground when drinking his ambitions away, he will consume his beverage in a measuring cup and will go from sober to extremely intoxicated within a single sip. He is also know to gurn and roll his eyes back at the sound of hardcore EDM. Professor of Cryptozoology, Jamie, Measurement of whimsy, Carr was first laid eyes upon the House Goblin in 2013 and described the discovery as "The single most horrific, yet erotic experience of my life!" HinnerzCrinnerz is only able to utter 2 words, "AWAY/RETREAT" (Translate: Please vacate my vicinity) and "NOUT" (unknown). There are rumours of sightings in Manchester's gay village, where he has been seen wearing arseless chaps (for easy access), a pink cowboy hat, glow sticks and shouting "AWAY", whilst claiming his territory by kicking a bin.