User talk:Holderj09

Reality Has Become A Commodity!

When I had at first decided to write this post, I had planned to demand my five dollars. I am the first "person" (by deffinition) to declare reality as a commdodity. I even have a shirt that reminds people, I am a person! (Just in case they forget). On that note I feel it necisary to state that I forgive once. If you by mistake call me sir. I will remind you. I am not a sir (yes I am male), but only I am a person. So by that, I feel I deserve five dollars. If reality is a commodity, all I demand, Stephen, is five different realities I can choose to live in at any time. They must be one hundred percent legal, at least as legal as my neighbor named Paco who owns many large air-tight coolers. Yes I am awhere I have made many typos, yes I know that I have declared one US dollar equal to one reality. But it is a commidity and the US is the world. We have even taken over the UN with the whole two letter accronym with a "U" at the beginning. But hey so did "Umh" ( George W. Bush's favorite statement. ). Which some have come to accept to mean, " U mean him? " or, " Umh wait, he didnt win the election. I did?!" Oh I am the president. But wait, I thought I was the govenor, president, govenor, president, oops. exgovenor. (Quoted from the 2007 Bushisms callender) 2007, haha, LTMQ (Laugh to myself quietly) The year of James Bond. Oh that fiendish flirt.

Any way, five realities or five dollars up to you.