User talk:Homestar3.14

About Jews
Thanks for improving the joke. Much better! (and probably is now the version I actually heard - my version sucked).

BTW, not a Jewish joke, but you might like:

A woman is complaining to her husband, "Those two kids of ours are a nightmare - it's swear, swear, swear, morning, noon and night". So the husband says, "Don't worry - I'll give them their breakfast tomorrow, and if they swear, I'll give them what-for". So the next day he calls the kids down to the kitchen and asks the first child "what do you want for your breakfast?" And the kid says back "I'll have a f%&king egg please". So the dad gives him a clip around the ear and throws him out of the house, and then turns to the second kid. "Right, and what do you want for your breakfast?" And the second kid says "Well, I don't want a f%&king egg, that's for sure". Tomandlu 15:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC)