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"NEAL"

Not a lot is known about this "Neal" man, but what is known is that he fits the shoes of a modern day Hitler. A Hitler with a great set of hair. "Neal" really didn't pop up, until 1969 when his notorious Oil Spill of Africa happened, in which millions of Africans were killed. Now this may sound like a just a mistake, but don't be fooled, it was a genocide scheme that was plotted by the one and only "Neal". The incident was spread world wide and talked about immensely for the next few years. "Neal" had gotten what he wanted, but no one really knew his motives, or why he had such a gorgeous set of locks. 8 years after the Oil Spill, "Neal" had a large estate built upon the highest mountain in the Himalayas, in which he held many so called "Bangers". However, his 23rd and last banger would be the start of his own downfall. Somehow, "Josh" attended this banger without invitation. Now before we move on, just know "Josh" was a total buzzkill, and not a lot of people enjoyed his company. "Josh" liked to pull pranks, videotape them, and then proceed to upload them to his YouTube Channel, under the name of "xXCoolPranksBroInTheHood69Xx". "Josh"'s latest scheme was to cut off a large portion of "Neal"'s beautiful flow. "Josh" sneaked up on "Neal" later that night with a pair of safety scissors. With most carefulness, "Josh" snipped "Neal"'s hair with such precision. To everyone's horror "Neal" dropped lifeless to the floor. Whatever "Josh" just did happened to kill "Neal". No one knew what to do, except for sob crazily in honor of the loss of the banger host. "Neal" was dead, and it was certain. An Autopsy was later done on "Neal", and what was found was shocking. "Neal"'s hair gave "Neal" the nutrition he needed to live, if any harm were done to such hot strands, "Neal" would die. Some people say "Neal"'s ghost can be seen haunting his dope estate in the Himalayas. It is said he is planning to hold one more banger, in which "Josh" will not be invited". A slogan used by common believers of "Neal" is "Hail Neal", be wary of these believers.