User talk:Howarefartsmade?

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Hello, Howarefartsmade?, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as WHY DONT YOU LOOK UP HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE ITS 2 IN THE MORNING AND IM FUCKING TIRED, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines for page creation, and may soon be deleted.

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Speedy deletion nomination of WHY DONT YOU LOOK UP HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE ITS 2 IN THE MORNING AND IM FUCKING TIRED
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Self-explanatory. Newyorkbrad (talk) 05:21, 5 June 2010 (UTC)