User talk:Huttonstuart

Smash Face Ball
Smash face is an activity which is a derivative from a primitive form of association 5 aside staff football. During a lonely period in a secluded sports hall two impatient gentleman decided that it was fitting to attack one another with a football whilst waiting for the remaining gentlemen to begin the activity.. It is fitting that that two gentleman to this day have the lettering of a secondary school imprinted against their buttocks from the many times they have laughed in the face of danger and taken a power smash face ninja death kick side swipe right guard shot to the abdomen, buttocks or calf’s. Many have failed. There are some basic rules to the soon to be an Olympic event:

RULES

 * Rules are made within the spirit of the game and can be flexible upon agreement of both parties
 * One touch per person
 * If you can shoot whilst a ball is travelling towards you from an opposing member and you score it is worth 2 goals.
 * Any basket is worth a bonus goal
 * Those who wear glasses do so at their own risk
 * All those who wear stoke t shirts do so at their own risk
 * All equipment should be provided by an alternative establishment to limit liability.
 * 4pm start.
 * DiCanio is worth a bonus goal. no explanation needed.
 * There is a half way line you do not cross, if you do Samali pirate rules apply.
 * All players to be referred to by their in house nickname
 * All goals are a product of the lord Paulo DiCanio and his side kick David Platt
 * Characteristics of goalkeepers are typical of those who have low self-esteem, self-harmers, work through the night and eat small field mice.
 * All are welcomed participants.
 * Parking at the rear

23:20, 11 March 2012 (UTC)