User talk:Hypercubiosis

Hypercubiosis

Hypercubiosis (abbreviated as HCB) is not a common disease it is caused by fatal attraction. Once the human eye is gazed upon a Nissan Cube humans mainly lose control of themselves. Hypercubiosis usually attacks the brain, but can also affect the central nervous system, the circulatory system, the genitourinary system, the gastrointestinal system, bones, joints, and even the skin!

The classic symptoms of Hypercubebiosis are a chronic desire to gaze at a Nissan cube, fever, weight loss, and even insomnia. Hypercubiosis treatment is difficult, the cost of treatment is still unknown. Prevention relies on the individual. One with a strong mind, will be able to resist temptation and will be able to forget the desire. This is highly unlikely though.

Hypercubiosis has been spread across the internet. Today in modern day toronto, 500 people have fallen victim to this infectious disease. The numbers are still increasing around Canada. However, most of these cases have not yet develop the full-blown disease. Once in contact with the cube, other side effects have been discovered. Such side effects include extreme phases of mania and excitement. Others side effects are still being studied.