User talk:I Love Traffic Lights

Its ME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I AM THE SOCK PUPPETER OF ANACORTES< TO SCOURGE OF BLOCKERS< AND THE FRIEND TO THE BLOCKED!!!

BLOCK ME IF YOU DARE!

Sarcasm
That was a hearty dose of Sarcasm. I am sorry if anybody gets offended by this user. It was not meant. Anetode, I salute you!

It Happened
It was a cold and rainy night, a night in which ever the heartiest of hobos were seeking shelter. A night when small gusts of wind stirred up piles of rubbish in that big city. The heart of the metropolis was in a slump as the bright neon lit clock on the sign of the Pike Place Market slowly slid over the 1:00 AM mark. The dreariness of the rain was reaching its peak when all of a sudden it stopped. The sky was suddenly bathed in a brilliant blue light that lit up the whole city. A distant hum emitted from the core of this light, became a loud roar as the ground began to tremble. The light got brighter and brighter until it was blinding. It was as if one of those distant nighttime stars was going super-nova mere miles into the atmosphere. The roaring gave way to an ear shattering explosion as the light turned a blood red color and the sky was ripped open. A vast rift directly into the space-time continuum itself had just opened! Out of the powerful hole came one single object, so tiny compared to the opening that it was invisible to the naked eye. This tiny object slammed into the Puget Sound with such force, such power, that a great wave arouse and slammed into this fair city's piers hard, and its wake destroyed all of the boat jetties. With a loud "Fwoop" noise the rift then sealed up as fast as it opened. The city was quiet and dark once again. But something was different...

Whatever landed in the Sound was now silently moving towards the city on the sea floor. Stunned civilians were still gazing into the dark night sky, as this creature, this abysmal outcast, slowly slithered up onto land. By the time the denizens of the city looked down at what now faced them, it was too late. The creature lunged at close passers by and destroyed them in seconds. As he made his way into the heart of the city, street lights gave people quick glimpses of the evil specter. He was tall and reptilian, but that was all that anyone could tell. Finally, he stopped in front of a massive structure in the city's center. This structure is known by many as the "Colombia Tower." The dark creature gave no pause to his next carefully choreographed series of movements that had him run into the tower and grip it with his two short scaly arms. His back legs were revealed to be huge and extremely muscular and he used them to propel himself up the tower's side. He was going directly up at a 90 degree angle at breakneck speeds and within a mere half a minute, he was at the top. He now occupied the highest point in the city. A crowd had gathered in the streets below, all were staring up the tower in amazement. They could no longer see the creature, but his dim shadow of a figure could barely be made out pacing the roof. The local law enforcement arrived on the scene within moments, but whatever they did would be no use. Search lights were trucked into the plaza of the building and aimed to the top of the tower. They illuminated the creature, the reptilian hell-hound, and reveled exactly what he was. The crowd went into a panic and lurched in all directions at the horror of the true form of the beast. People were screaming and running and creating an ear-splitting commotion, but even the din of hundreds of panicky humans running for their lives and yet somehow going nowhere could drown out the sound the creature emitted. The beast roared at the top of its lungs, and it made the whole tower shake with the mighty power it was releasing from its depths. Windows broke all around the city, and people moved their legs harder in a worthless attempt to escape. But it was in vein. No amount of running would ever get them away...

This creature was none other than a tyrannosaurus-rex. The demon of the Cretaceous Period, the terror of Isla's Nublar and Sonar, and most importantly the fighter of Wikipedia evil. But this was no normal T-Rex. This creature was wearing what appeared to be a tattered and torn bloody red wool sweater. And on this sweater a name tag bore the words: "Hello! My name is Mr. Rogers Loves You"...

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Brace your windows and lock your doors,

Cower in fear and grab your guns.

To all who are evil in the Wikipedia Edit Wars,

This dinosaur destroys for fun.

Running is worthless when he's on your trail,

You will only drain your face blue.

He never stops, he never will fail,

Bow and cower before MrRogersLovesYou!!! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.92.155.16 (talk) 08:36, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Try uncyclopedia; or, if you're brave enough, encyclopedia dramatica. I think you'll have more fun there. ˉˉanetode╦╩ 14:09, 12 December 2008 (UTC)