User talk:I hurt the elderly

Welcome!
Hello, I hurt the elderly, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as I pushed a 99 year old lady down the stairs because i&, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may not be retained.

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Speedy deletion nomination of "I pushed a 99 year old lady down the stairs because i'm a Wikipedia admin"
I pushed a 99 year old lady down the stairs because i'm a Wikipedia admin, a page you created, has been tagged for deletion, as it meets one or more of the criteria for speedy deletion; specifically, it is vandalism.

You are welcome to contribute content that complies with our content policies and any applicable inclusion guidelines. However, please do not simply re-create the page with the same content, or remove the speedy deletion tag from the page. You can contest the deletion by clicking the "Contest this speedy deletion" button inside the speedy deletion tag. You may also wish to read our introduction to editing and guide to writing your first article.

Thank you. Ⓩⓟⓟⓘⓧ (talk) 16:27, 24 September 2016 (UTC)