User talk:I pooped today

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Hello, I pooped today, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful: Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or and a volunteer will visit you here shortly. Again, welcome! I pooped today (talk) 23:27, 24 July 2014 (UTC)
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July 2014
Your account has been blocked from editing Wikipedia with this username. This is because your username, I pooped today, does not meet our username policy. '''Your username is the only reason for this block. You are welcome to choose a new username (see below) and continue editing.''' A username should not be promotional, related to a "real-world" group or organization, misleading, offensive or disruptive. Also, usernames may not end in the word "bot" unless the account is an approved bot account. You are encouraged to choose a new account name that meets our policy guidelines and create the account yourself. Alternatively, if you have already made edits and you wish to keep your existing contributions under a new name, then you may request a change in username by:
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If you feel that you were blocked in error, you may appeal this block by adding below this notice the text, but you should read our guide to appealing blocks first. —S MALL JIM   23:27, 24 July 2014 (UTC)

Oh well. That was fun whilst it lasted. I pooped today (talk) 23:30, 24 July 2014 (UTC)