User talk:I wanted to help not hurt since 2011 I just created this account 2016

Here are some talk page rules;
 * Be civil, polite, helpful, calm, and not be a jerk.
 * Do not use profanity. (e.g. PASS where the A is replaced with an I / CROP where the O is replaced with an A / DARN where the R is replaced with an M)
 * Don't bite, attack or push anyone off of Wikipedia, no matter how disruptive you think that certain people on my talk page are.

=Important or urgent advice, reminders, warnings, etc.= If admins are getting really mad at me, they can complain here on my talk page. If there is advice I should be reminded of if I keep making mistakes, don't say it in a cyberbully's tone. I wonder why Wikipedians tend to drive editors off a topic rather than help them improve at editing that topic?

=Regular notices= Invitations to the Teahouse? Welcome to Wikipedia? Any reminders? Sure.

Welcome!
Hello, I wanted to help not hurt since 2011 I just created this account 2016, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful:
 * Introduction and Getting started
 * Contributing to Wikipedia
 * The five pillars of Wikipedia
 * How to edit a page and How to develop articles
 * How to create your first article
 * Simplified Manual of Style

You may also want to take the Wikipedia Adventure, an interactive tour that will help you learn the basics of editing Wikipedia. You can visit The Teahouse to ask questions or seek help.

Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or, and a volunteer should respond shortly. Again, welcome! Murph 9000 (talk) 12:50, 16 September 2016 (UTC)

Teahouse talkback: you've got messages!
=Articles for Neutralization= Remind me if there are any articles with neutrality issues or problems so I can fix them, and hopefully the way you wanted it to be fixed by chance.

=General discussion= We can talk about generals here! And we can talk about soldiers too! Any stupid (stupid-funny, not stupid-stupid) comment or silly goofball oddball evenball post is fine, just don't swear. Or we can turn this into a tock page by talking about clocks and time travel!

=Funny findings= If you found anything funny, silly, or any dumb or crazy edits that you think I would enjoy, feel like you cost zero dollars to tell me so. (get it?)