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Lorcan Dolan
Lorcan "the Chopper" Dolan was born in the inbred state of CastleDaly in the Fortress and kingdom of Castledaly, Co. Westmeath (formally know as Meath) he rose through prominence through his sporting exploits helping Castledaly to the under 12 summer league division 4 final. He was the first man in Castledaly to impregnate his honourable sister (Katy Dolan) before spreading his wing and fathering several more innocent women in surrounding areas ( Niamh Corrigan, Catriona Ginty, Megan Pierce, Gemmma Leahy and Johanna McDonald twice) his only aim was to be able to father an underage football team. This was what he believed to bring future success and return a senior championship to his beloved Castledalians. since his sporting days he has starred in many Gay Pornographic videos including ass rape 12 and fisting Sean Magee and eating out the Patch. he will be fondly remembered by all his inbred children and all of his cousins he has impregnated.