User talk:Icepecka

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MYSTICAL BEASTS THE PECK AND THE NENO
The PECK is a rare and unuasal beast that dwells in the North East part of the United States. It is known to be as tall as a human 6 foot to be exact. He eats many wild things like deer and other medium game animals. Most of the time the PECK hunts down humans and kills them and drags them back to the cave of death and eats them. He spares few. One woman from Pennsylvania has encountered the PECK head on. She was kidnapped by the Peck dragged back to the cave and he was just about to kill and eat her when a strange noise came out of the woods and the PECK seemed to go into a trance and just walked away (the music sounded like an Ice Cream truck). There is also a bigger version of the PECK called the neno which is 5 times the size of the PECK and eats humans without hesitation. Can eat half of Chinas EVERYTHING in one sitting. If you see a PECK here is what to do..... 1-RUN 2- If your fat or slow better get into a car or shoot yourself NOTHING CAN KILL THE PECK 3- Lock the door just to hope that the PECK wont rip it off the hinges. 4- FIND THE NENO PECKS worst enemy 5- Give it food 6- Feed it small children 7- Buy a dog (He will eat the dog first giving you time to run which probally wont help but dogs are cool anyway) 8- Hire a body guard so PECK can kill 2 people instead of one. 9- Have many children so the PECK eats them first. 10- DONT BLEED JUST DONT DO IT THE PECK CAN SMELL YOUR BLOOD AND FEAR. THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE IT HOW TO ESCAPE THE NENO 1- RUN CAUSE HE CANT RUN AT ALL 2- PUT FOOD IN FRONT OF HIM IF YOU ARE FAT OR SLOW OR OLD that will entertain him for hours 3- Give him babies to eat. 4- Buy a dog so neno will have an appitizer before the main course which will be you 5- HIRE PECK SO THERE IS FBFO (fat boy face off) 6- Make the Neno cry it has fealings to 7- DONT WORK AT ANY FAST FOOD RESTURANT OR HE WILL FIND YOU BY THE SMELL OF YOUR CLOTHES 8- Buy him a quarter pounder with onions and cheese to give to Neno so it is happy. (DONT FORGET THE TOY) 9- LOCK YOUR DOOR CAUSE THE NENO IS RETARTED AND DOSENT KNOW YOUR WINDOW IS OPEN 10- DONT JUST DONT STAND NEAR ANYHTING THAT IS NOT FIXATED TO THE GROUND BECAUSE WHEN NENO COMES IT IS GOING TO FALL OVER EVEN IF IT IS A WALL. DONT GO INSIDE ANYBUILDING OR IT WILL COLLAPS.(Elevators work though because there is a weight limit on them and the neno cant walk up step

Now that you have been imfromed about these strange beasts you are ready to face them in a live situation. Unless of cours you smell like food are human bleed move or do anything. Please refrain from creating inappropriate pages. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Kingpin13 (talk) 18:09, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Speedy deletion of Real beasts
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