User talk:Iceshaman

Iceshaman also known as Herman Fonsworth is a 44 year old man who poses as a 17 year old on a popular IRC server called irc.hackthissite.org.

Iceshaman has many problems such as: Acne, being horridly over wieght, and having an unusual sexual desire towards his mother.

Iceshaman spends 23 hours a day on his cool IRC, and has many friends who like him cause he pays the bills, and can g-line people.

Iceshaman likes to pretend he knows computer programming launguages such as C, c++, and PHP. However, he often shows his ignorance when he shows people his cool scripts with the -Hotscripts- tag still inserted into the code.

Iceshaman has a boyfriend of 3 years, and they plan to marry in the summer. However because Iceshamans family think that his new love is nothing more than a 'feeder', set on keeping iceshaman fat, Iceshaman is no longer in contact with this family.

Due to the fact that Iceshaman can no longer masturbate over his mother while she is asleep, he has become sexually fustrated, and takes it out on his little sister who he meets up with once a week.

Iceshaman has a promising career ahead of him, not only is he going to be FULL TIME irc system admin of IRC hackthissite.org, he is also going to be a leet hacker, and hack loads of peoples credit cards while flipping leet burger hacks at McD's.

Iceshaman also runs CriticalSecurity.net. He thinks he is an elite hacker because of this; but really loses most of his life to IRC.

You can contact Iceshaman at irc.hackthissite.org +7000 (ssl) -- or not, since he pulled the plug on HTS -- Iceshaman@gmail.com

Most of the above is completely false, but it's so damn funny I'm keeping it all... IceShaman 21:35, 7 July 2006 (UTC)