User talk:IhaveArrivedBit-chess

This is the story of Ross McLain, who earned his title as King Roscoe in local parsonsfield. Well folks, the pope has the pope-mobile, do you know what king Roscoe is toted around in, thaats right, a Pimpin Prius! Driven of course by daddykins, who was the head chancelor for the parsonsfield volunteer muscapona cheese mustache group. Parsonsfield (affectionatly known as P field, or Pee field, or smelly fat people bum country.) So anyways, one day, Ross recieved an ipod touch from his uncle Bradly, whom he affectionatly calls Bradly. It is rumored that he has playschool toys, even though he is probably like 14 years old. What a queer. Prius.