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Ictusfay Purpureus Morbus
Ictusfay Purpureus Morbus is a disease caused by rusty pipes in the walls or underground having there rust vaporize because of temperatures over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This vapor if inhaled will cause Ictusfay Purpureus Morbus. Some Symptoms of Ictusfay Purpureus Morbus: - eyes turn in to a mixed shade of violet - Many cases of dizziness - Unbearably itchy toes - Increased amounts of laughter This disease lasts eight to ten hours long then will disappear. The only way to speed up your recovery is to cover your head with a very wet towel and sprinkle water all over your toes to not let vapor come out of your head which could be potentially dangerous, and also stop the itching of your toes. Letting the water from the towel evaporate in to your head will subdue the vapor from your body. Leaving on the towel for at least 45 seconds will cure you from Ictusfay Purpureus Morbus.