User talk:Ijs.n.a.v.e.e.d

January 2010
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N.A.V.E.E.D

N.A.V.E.E.D stands for; Naveed A Very Elegant Excellent Department. Its founder goes by the name of Naveed Raza, who is well known around the world as a mysterious IJS’ing machine. Also recently rumours have spread that Naveed was deputy head boy at his 6th form. Many people over the centuries have been trying to infiltrate N.A.V.E.E.D, but have had no success; from the thousands of investigations, three locations seem prominent, which are; the peaks of steal, at the bite of a wolf and Khorasan. Some lifelong investigators also claim all three spots are locations where activities of N.A.V.E.E.D are still to this date taking place, but these claims are widely disputed.

The most recent development at N.A.V.E.E.D is the addition of the tactical nuke in the department of S. N.A.V.E.E.D has also taken USIC under their wings where it is rumoured to have introduced the most inventive money making scheme, rumours say through the influence of N.A.V.E.E.D, USIC has invested in an ice cream machine for £10,000 and is planning on making their money back by selling 10 ice creams for the price of £1000 each.

N.A.V.E.E.D has also discovered the fastest means of communication, the sisters’ bitching network, this network is rumoured to be faster than DSL or cable, in the same field N.A.V.E.E.D has made a further discovery of selective bitching and is developing means to control this new phenomena this research is currently being carried out by the rumoured 2nd and 3rd in command who are known by MB and KH.

N.A.V.E.E.D has recently been rumoured to have connected with its spiritual side, a rumoured spiritual leader is teaching N.A.V.E.E.D about evils in this world, like GBCSWDYTIA’s and GBL’s, which N.A.V.E.E.D plans to combat. Rumours also say N.A.V.E.E.D has attended an intensive course by Sheikh Zuhaan, who specialises in keeping his beard silky smooth.

N.A.V.E.E.D recently held a campaign to help the nation of Libya, he identified the lack of flag as a key problem, he was continuously attacked for this brave and bold campaign, but he held strong and did not let the Asabiyyah of the people of Libya put a stain on this revolutionary campaign; as he knew these people are only biting their fathers genitals. N.A.V.E.E.D is focusing more on putting their members through intensive learning courses, and now has branches in Photography, Aerospace Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Maths, Chemical Engineering, and Philosophy.

Due to the amazing success of the N.A.V.E.E.D weight loss program, N.A.V.E.E.D is now diversifying into weight loss marketing, where new weight loss techniques have been released. One of these techniques involves, eating plenty of carbs, then shitting them out and going for a meal 4.

The organisation of Deathwa has pubilicly opposed N.A.V.E.E.D when it was taking over at USIC, but this is only a minor thorn at present, but it’s rocket launcher capability is growing at two door spans an hour. N.A.V.E.E.D’s aim is to grow more and more as an organisation aswell as an ideology.

Level 3 of N.A.V.E.E.D Library of common information is the only level to have been "approved".