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Christina The Wise

A little about Christina Soto. She laughs like a chipmunk and says random things like, "i love britney". Has two kids and a husband. Doesn't like the name nicolette, or mormons for that matter. Thinks holding hands is a sin. She is very knowledgeable about mail and copy equipment, therefore thinks she knows everything. The following are some of her insight on life.

DEFINITONS (ACCORDING TO CHRISTINA SOTO) :

1. Air Conditioner (n.) - a device that creates fresh air for underground mailrooms.

2. DHL (n.)- Doesn't Hear or Listen; very dangerous, do not feed compliments or offer help

3. Britney Spears (n.) amazing songwriter and role model; ex: "I don't like her as a person, but I like her music" "I'd like to show my crotch to everyone also"

3. Chris S. (some names have been changed for their protection) (n.)- makes 30 yr. old women who work in a mailroom have hot flashes. Will make you say, "just looking at you makes me hot"

4. Car Insurance (n.)- women discriminators. "women have to pay more because they're women".

5. Confidence - an synonym for cockiness, stuck-up, smiling.

6. Workstudies (n.)- an inferior race not qualified to e-mail others.

7. Humor (n.) -chipmunks who play sherades is the only thing that's funny.

Thoughts on Life:

-Giving plasma causes you to trip, laugh histerically, make mistakes, listen to awesome radio shows and death.