User talk:Illiterate Cow

Hello, Illiterate Cow. Welcome to Wikipedia.

A few tips for you to start going. (I'll send more if I see that I can help you :-)


 * Just edit stuff off the cuff for a while. We like that!
 * When you have time, check out Welcome, newcomers + the links in there.
 * You can sign your stuff on talk pages with ~ It will convert to your username + the time. "anon" is fine too.
 * If puzzled, put a question on Village pump, or feel free to ask me on my talk page if it's a very general question.
 * Most of all, have fun but take our work seriously!

-- Cimon Avaro on a pogo-stick 15:59, Aug 25, 2003 (UTC)

Please consider changing your username in adherance to the No offensive usernames policy. Thank you. Angela 21:11, 7 Sep 2003 (UTC)


 * Yes, I did think so. Seemed more like an insult than something you would want to be known as. Angela


 * I concur with Angela--the name is at least offensive to a cow, which is a sacred animal (the butt half anyway) in one of the major religions. But seriously--log out, choose something els.-&#25140;&#30505sv 18:02, Sep 13, 2003 (UTC)